{"id":465,"date":"2013-04-06T16:40:30","date_gmt":"2013-04-06T14:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/?p=465"},"modified":"2018-09-06T16:45:55","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T14:45:55","slug":"sieg-randale-skandal-krankenhaus-vm-ohne-ueberraschungen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/index.php\/2013\/04\/06\/sieg-randale-skandal-krankenhaus-vm-ohne-ueberraschungen\/","title":{"rendered":"Sieg. Randale. Skandal. Krankenhaus. \u2013 VM ohne \u00dcberraschungen &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-465 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-large'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142.jpg'><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-142.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141.jpg'><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mersedribse-efau.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mdenews-141.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>K\u00f6ln (dpa) &#8211; Bisness \u00e4s Juschual beim MDE. Nach Holzbeins zweitem Mersekabbsieg flibbde der zweitplatzierte Josef &#8222;Arschpropeller&#8220; Schreihals total aus und verw\u00fcstete Effis Kegelbunker. Nachdem er die Kegelbahn samt Einrichtung dem Erdboden gleichgemacht hatte nahm er sich die heilige Kommunionsgesellschaft in der Gaststube vor. Er vernichtete die Geschenke der kleinen Berta und schleuderte die Festtagstorte zu Boden. Anschliessend verm\u00f6belte er noch drei unbeteiligte G\u00e4ste und Basismann Dr. Banane, welcher darauf ins Krankenhaus eingeliefert wurde.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Verdammte Drecks\u00e4cke! Ich hab die Schnauze voll!&#8220; jammerte Gastgeber Effi und ordnete sogleich eine zweimonatige Renovierungspause an. &#8222;Zwei Drittel der Einnahmen dieses Tages werde ich in den Wiederaufbau stecken m\u00fcssen!&#8220;<br \/>\nAber es wurde auch gekegelt. Fodograf Holzbein sicherte sich den Kabb. Ugasepp den Pudelkabb. 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